Milton the cat must have 9 lives, and hopefully a few more. He considers himself to be an expert on safety, and tries to be prepared for anything. Somehow things just don't go as planned for Milton. Tricycle wheels fall off and out of control lawn mowers chase him. It doesn't sound like he's being very safe does it? What a Big Eye Dummy!

Q: Why did Milton end up going all the way to Florida?
A: Because he got stuck under the bus.

Big Eye Dummies makes dumb fun! Plush Big Eye Dummies have interchangeable eyes and a startling but lovable appearance. Created and designed in NYC by David Lipson, a professional Animation producer and director, and one heck of a nice dumdum. David has worked on TV shows such as Word World, The Venture Bros., Lizzie McGuire and TV Funhouse on Saturday Night Live.

Features:

** Approximately 12.5 inches tall
** Comes with two eye & mouth sets:
1. Crazy Cross-Eyes and Fishbone Mouth
2. X-Ray Eyes and “I Didn’t Do It” Mouth

Big Eye Dummies are designer plush dolls with interchangeable eyes and mouths. They are made for people who love big eyes and dummies, and enjoy mixing the two together, because they know deep in their hearts that DUMB IS FUN.

Big Eye Dummies are unique because they are filled with fluffy stuffing instead of rocks, and each doll comes with two sets of interchangeable eyes and mouths. Eyes and mouth hold tight with integrated magnets. All the eyes and mouths can be interchanged with all of the dolls so the more you collect, the more you can mix and match and make crazy faces, and everyone knows that mixing and matching is even more fun than riding your bicycle on the freeway.

Facts you may not know about Big Eye Dummies:

1. Big eye Dummies are sewn together with high quality thread and don't use staples or nails.
2. If you play with Big Eye Dummies, that doesn't make you a dumdum, but you might have no friends.
3. You can run over a Big Eye Dummy on your tricycle and it will still be dumb.
4. Nerds, you can play with them, too. It's OK. They will make you look cooler.
5. Big Eye Dummies are not only for classy people; regular people love them, too.
6. People with small or medium size hands can play with Big Eye Dummies, but they are not recommended for people with tiny heads.
7. Big eye Dummies make excellent gifts for people in prison.
8. Sometimes kids love Big Eye Dummies more than they love their parents.
9. If you give a Big Eye Dummy to your next-door neighbor, they will either buy you a pony or call the police and move away.
10. Big Eye Dummies love hugs and kisses, but prefer cash instead.
11. Big Eye Dummies love pizza and Chinese food, but they can't actually eat it. They can only eat Mexican food.
12. Big Eye Dummies look excellent strapped to the front of your car, until their eyes and mouth fly off.

Independent laboratories in America test all products, and they comply with the European and American Toy Safety Standards (EN-71, ASTM).

Recommended for ages 2 years to immature adult.